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Monday, January 19, 2015

Your Fave Could Never: Texts From Jane Eyre

After reading some very disturbing short stories for my South Asian Lit class, I took a break and started Texts From Jane Eyre. I was not disappointed.



Usually I get really defensive when people make fun of my favorite books, but in this case, I couldn’t stop laughing. Mallory Ortberg clearly loves the books she’s spoofing, which definitely adds to the flavor and voice of the book. Even though I hadn’t read every novel she covered, I was still amused by every one of them. Part of what made it enjoyable was that she was making fun of the White Male Canon, showing the weaknesses of the characters that some people consider the do-all, end-all of literature. As Ortberg puts it, “The canon is just brimming with so many wonderful, selfish assholes.”

From the Pride and Prejudice chapter, which made my roommate laugh so hard she cried.
One of the weaker parts of the book, I felt, was that a lot of the chapters seemed like they had the same voice. Maybe I can chalk that up to the fact that I breezed through the book (though it’s a nice size, the large font and layout mean it’s actually not as long as I’d thought when I bought it), but it seemed like a lot of the humor lay in USING ALL CAPS for multiple characters, and for one side of the conversation to be the “crazy” lead character talking to the dry, witty side character.

That being said, I love this book and I’m recommending it to anyone who wants a comfortable read about books they love.


4/5

Where to Buy Cheap Textbooks

Since it’s the beginning of a new college semester, and since the high school seniors are receiving their acceptance letters, it’s a good time to make a post about where to get cheap textbooks.

But why? you ask. Can’t I just get my books from the school bookstore? They have everything I need.

Don’t do it, friend.

The first semester my freshman year of college, I did just that: I ordered all my textbooks from the university bookstore. The total came to a little over $300. (I also got a free t-shirt, but that’s beside the point.) Since then, I’ve used these sites, and I’ve saved $100-$200 dollars every semester, money which can be put to better use. Like food. And things from Target.

That being said, here are some great websites to find (cheap!) textbooks. The sites include both used and new books, but honestly, go with the used. The worst that can happen is that the book is already highlighted, which means you get the SparkNotes version if it’s a subject you really don’t care about (Lookin’ at you, Geology).

I’ll start with the obvious: Amazon.
Look, I know Amazon is the do-all, end-all of all evil corporations, but they have an Amazon Student free trial which gives you six months of free shipping. In the long run, since shipping is what ultimately increases the prices of your books (I’ve gotten some books for one cent, only to have to pay much more to physically get the book to my house), this is an awesome idea. Just make sure once your six months are up that you cancel the subscription, unless you want to pay the $49. (Buzzfeed recently did an article about the best ways to save on Amazon, and in it, gave some great tips for students.)

This is the website I use the most often because I’m lazy. It searches the most popular used books websites and finds your textbooks at the cheapest prices. The websites usually included in this search are Textbook Rush, Half.com (part of eBay), Amazon, AbeBooks, and a few miscellaneous textbook sites that I only get very rarely. Yes, you’ll have to type your payment info into multiple websites (unless you’ve made an account), but in the long run, it’s going to save you more than if you just buy everything off of Amazon. And sometimes you get free shipping!

This is a website I’ve only just recently heard about, but my roommate swears by it. Not only do they have free shipping (YES), but they usually have all the textbooks you need (some books, like those with account codes for foreign language classes, might not be on the site). I’m definitely going to check this out in the fall, when I’m once again stressed out over the amount of money websites take from me over shipping and handling.


That’s all I’ve got so far! I also know of some sites like Powell’s, but I’m not sure if they carry textbooks, or just novels (which would still be good for all you English majors out there). Let me know if there are any good ones I’ve forgotten!

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Homework + Miscellaneous

So Texts From Jane Eyre was perfect and hilarious (post to come), but school is now in full swing, which means I have far less time to read for fun/blog. 

Luckily, as an English major, my homework is to read a bunch of novels! (And, you know, other stuff. Like write pages and pages of essays. But we'll focus on the positive here.) So far, we haven't started the novels yet, but in my South Asian Lit class, we've started Mirrorwork, which will be fun (and probably traumatizing. In my experience, South Asian Lit/Postcolonial Lit is usually not very happy). 

I've got a few minutes each morning wherein I can read and relax, so I'm going to be starting The Glass Castle, about which I've heard a lot of really great things. Anyone read it? What'd you think?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Textbooks are expensive (and other thoughts).

School has started, which means I'm a million, gazillion dollars poorer than I was a couple of days ago. Textbooks really hit ya where it hurts. (Good future post?) 

The bright side, though, is now that I'm in my third year of college, I'm only in classes pertaining to my major, which means NOVELS GALORE. 

This semester is gonna be great. I'm going to get to mix it up with stuff I'm posting; I'll even have some poetry on here, interestingly enough. I always forget just how much I love poetry, so this'll be a great refresher AND something to make the blog more... diverse? Interesting? Hip? Probably not hip.  

Also, even though I've got enough schoolwork reading as it is, I started Texts from Jane Eyre, which is hilarious and snarky and irreverent in all the right ways, so expect something about that soon.

Also also, here are my classes this semester, in case you're interested:

  • South Asian Literature and Film (We're reading God of Small Things, which is one of my favorite books)
  • Modern Poetry
  • History of the English Language
  • Contemporary British Fiction
  • Psycholinguistics


Sunday, January 11, 2015

Where'd You Go, Bernadette


OH. MY. GOSH.
YOU. GUYS.

This book is so, so, so good. In the reviews online (and on the book), words like “witty” and “charming” are being thrown around, and even though both of those are completely true, they somehow don’t do the novel justice.

The gist of the book is that Bee, Bernadette’s daughter, is promised “anything she wants” after graduating with a perfect report card: and what she wants is a trip to Antarctica. The day before the trip, Bernadette goes missing; through various letters, emails, and a confidential FBI document, Bee pieces together Bernadette’s past and present and sheds light on some of the reasons Bernadette began to fall apart at the seams.

Though the overall plot of the book (Bernadette’s disappearance) was captivating, it was the relationship between Bee and Bernadette that really got me. I hate to use the word “quirky” at the risk of sounding like a hipster, but that’s the word to describe Bernadette. Her history, coinciding with Bee’s upbringing, led to deep characterization and a thought-provoking read.

Also, it’s funny as heck.

Buy it, rent it, love it.


5/5 

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Update #2

Okay, remember my diversity in literature post and how it was woefully lacking of both LGBTQA+ texts and trans* texts? Here's a great article by Kelly Jensen at Book Riot with 3 YA fiction and 3 YA non-fiction trans* books. 

Unrelated side note: I finished Bernadette and now I have to go get Semple's other book. Anyone else read it? Is it any good? 

Update #1

I've got tons and tons of stuff to blog about, but right now I am gobbling up Where'd You Go, Bernadette and everything else in my life has screeched to a halt. 

Except Trivia Crack. I always have time for Trivia Crack. 

Monday, January 5, 2015

"I am, I am, I am": The Bell Jar

(Heads up: this is a trigger warning for depression and suicide).

I go to a university with a highly-ranked English program and an even-higher ratio of women to men. Thus, I’ve heard quite a lot about our friend Sylvia Plath from the conversations I’ve listened in on in the past few years.

The Bell Jar wasn’t on the to-read list for me until very recently. Until I went to college, I very rarely read any books in the modernism/contemporary genres, unless they were YA/middle-grade books. It was probably because I thought reading novels from the White Male Canon would make me seem smarter—but in any case, I finally got to The Bell Jar, and here we are.


This is my edition , which I love.

First off, I should not have read this during Christmas. I actually took a break from it, because there was no way I could consider the significant lessons in the novel with the sing-songy, deck-the-halls mood I was in.

Finally, once everything settled down, I was able to focus on what Plath was doing in the novel. She does an excellent job portraying the events that led to Esther, the protagonist, becoming encompassed in the bell jar (her metaphor for depression). I really, really hate it when people analyze novels based on the authors’ biographies (a topic for another post), especially female authors, but I think in this case it is safe to say that Plath was able to incorporate some of her own feelings and experiences into the novel, giving it an authentic touch that I don’t think anyone who hasn’t experienced depression would be able to.

What really struck me was different characters’ reactions to Esther’s condition. Her mother, for instance, reacted as many people do: she refused to accept that depression was a real condition and expected Esther to “change her mind” about how she felt.  Mrs. Tomolillo was shocked, embarrassed, and nauseated when Esther told her about her suicide attempt, and even began telling people about it, reminding me of those people who treat depression and suicide like a scandal, or some sort of shock-value story.

The most ridiculous reaction for me, though, was Buddy’s. He says, “Do you think there’s something in me that drives women crazy? …I mean… I dated Joan, and then you, and first you… went, and then Joan…”

Are you kidding me?! Leave it to the twenty-year-old boy to make Esther’s depression into his own problem. Esther also points out his use of the word “crazy” here, which I’ll leave up to you to determine the meaning of (ignore my gross grammar. I'm on break. Deal with it).

All in all, I loved this book. I wish that other novels, especially YA novels, were able to be this frank about disorders; it’s important not only for the general public to be aware of this stuff, but also in that if someone (especially a kid/young adult) were able to recognize themselves, they could get the help they needed.


I need a rating system. Out of five? Out of ten? Ten would make me feel better, but Goodreads is out of five, so I’ll go with that for now. 5/5

Onto Girl Online.

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Friday, January 2, 2015

Diversity in Literature, Part I

Things are about to get real, y’all.

In a good way, of course.

Recently I went to the James River Writers Conference in Richmond, Virginia. It was awesome and thrilling, and even though I don’t consider myself to be an aspiring author, the event was so inspiring I was jumping at the bit to write a novel by the end of the first day.

One of the sessions was on diversity in literature, and I’m so glad they included it in the lineup. I’m in my junior year of college right now, and even though my university is (supposedly) known for leaning toward the liberal side and being very accepting, it’s frustrating to see just how un-diverse we actually are. Take the English department (my major) for example: out of the dozens of classes that are being offered this upcoming semester, there is only one South Asian literature class, one African-American literature class, and one Disabilities in Literature class. The rest are all British/American Romanticism/Victorian-ish and Old White Man Canon literature classes, and although I enjoy those genres, it’s been disheartening (and boring) to take what feels like the same classes over and over for five semesters straight.

That’s not to say our professors are unaware of the problem. Last semester I took a class on Postcolonial literature, which has been probably one of the most important courses I’ve taken so far. Our professor, who is originally from India, was talking about how most colleges lump Postcolonial and South Asian studies classes together, even though they are completely different topics and professors’ specialties are usually in one or the other. Another professor talked to us about how certain classes might soon be considered required, and how none of the soon-to-be required classes are about minority authors and texts.

That being said, here is a (very small) list of books I’ve come across so far in both my studies and IRL in the past year. Not all of them were written in 2014, but as this is the time of year when everyone does a round-up of what they’ve done in the past 365 days, I thought it would be fitting to limit it to the books I’ve either read or come across in the last year. The list is comprised of female and people of color authors and texts.

Every cover for this book is beautiful, but this is the edition I have and I love this cover best. HA!

If you have not read this book yet, get on it. Not only is it incredibly well written (the details and imagery are stunning and vibrant), it tackles a range of issues, from racism to the caste system to incest. The author, Arundhati Roy, who is from India, is a political activist who is very involved in human rights and environmental causes. Check. It. Out.

If you’ve looked up any list of diverse books, you've probably come across Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart. This novel does what TFA wasn't able to do; it describes a similar Ibo society, but instead follows a woman, Nnu Ego, through her life as the illegitimate daughter of an Ibo chief whose destiny is to become an obedient wife and a doting mother. The novel begins with Nnu Ego attempting suicide and details her struggle with self-actualization.  It’s dark, but it is absolutely worth the read.

Cries forever about Ma Franci (quit yer yappin, this is not a spoiler).
This was one of our assigned readings for Postcolonial Lit, and I could write a hundred essays on it. A HUNDRED, I SAY! The novel depicts a made-up town named Khaufpur, which has been affected by a horrible gas leak (based on the Bhopal disaster). Its main character, Animal, was by the factory as a child, and as such, has a twisted body that forces him to walk on all fours. He’s vulgar, narcissistic, and rude, but as the anti-hero of the novel, he illustrates the humanity within a town full of people who want justice for their pain.

I was enraged, as I read this book, that I had never heard of the Parsley Massacre. While there have been books written by the Dominican side of the story, this book is written by a Haitian woman who, though she was not there, paints a picture of the chaos and blatant injustice of the incident. The book is beautifully written and plays such an incredibly important role, as it chronicles the tragedy from the side of the oppressed, rather than the oppressor.

Side note: The Diversity in Literature panel at JRW was done by Stacy Whitman, who works with diverse literature with Lee & Low Books and Tu Books.

And, if you’re interested, here’s an interesting article that I came across which talks about diversity in science fiction and fantasy. 

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Books Rory Gilmore has read (or, at least, most of them)

Like most people, I've got a Netflix problem, and right now (for me at least), it’s all about Gilmore Girls.

I started watching Gilmore Girls when I was little, maybe nine or ten. My sister and I watched the entire show while we lay down on the floor in front of our portable DVD player with a screen the size of the phone I now own. It was the first show I marathoned, and it was incredibly influential. I was already an avid reader; seeing Rory on screen eating books up (and becoming successful because of it) empowered me to want to do the same thing.

I had a very similar reaction while watching it this time around (and on a side note, I still hate Dean just as much as I did when I was ten). Luckily, both my reading level and the list of books I've read have increased since I was little, and I found myself picking up on many more of the references she and Lorelai made (and boy, am I proud about that). I also switched my copy of Mrs. Dalloway with my roommate's, so I could have the same edition Rory did.

Throughout the duration of the show, which lasted seven seasons, Rory is seen reading (or references reading) 339 books. Here’s a quiz where you can see how you measure up to Rory’s reading list; I was too much of a fraidy-cat to take it, but I looked over the list and divided it into my own categories. Not all of Rory’s books are listed (here's where you can find the entire 339), but that would be exhausting for you to read, anyway. Enjoy:

Books I’ve Read and Liked
  • ·         1984 (I read this at the beach, actually. It is not a beach book.)
  • ·         Huckleberry Finn
  • ·         Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (Okay, I’ll admit it. I only read parts of this, as it was required reading for my freshman seminar, and who really has the time to read every assignment in the thick of the semester?)
  • ·         Anne Frank
  • ·         Catcher in the Rye
  • ·         Charlotte’s Web
  • ·         Eloise
  • ·         Encyclopedia Brown
  • ·         Fahrenheit 451
  • ·         Franny and Zooey
  • ·         Freaky Friday
  • ·         The God of Small Things—If you have not read this book yet, go get it. Now. I’ll wait.
  • ·         Gone With the Wind (And with it, most of the summer of 2010)
  • ·         The Great Gatsby
  • ·         Great Expectations—I read this in eighth grade, and for the life of me I have no idea why I thought that was a good idea at the time.
  • ·         Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone/Goblet of Fire
  • ·         Henry IV/V/Macbeth/Othello/Romeo and Juliet
  • ·         How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • ·         The Illiad
  • ·         The Joy Luck Club
  • ·         The Kite Runner
  • ·         Life of Pi
  • ·         Little Women
  • ·         Lord of the Flies—I actually can’t remember if I liked this one or not. May be a re-read.
  • ·         The Metamorphosis
  • ·         Mrs. Dalloway (Virginia Woolf, killin’ it.)
  • ·         Of Mice and Men
  • ·         The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • ·         Pride and Prejudice
  • ·         Rebecca
  • ·         To Kill a Mockingbird



Books I’ve Read and Hated
  • ·    Emma—Which is crazy, because this book is supposed to be Right Up My Alley. British Romanticism, hmu.
  • ·         Ethan Frome—You wanna know what Ethan Frome is about? Look at the picture on the front of the book, and then read the last ten pages. That’s all you need to do.
  • ·         Heart of Darkness—Screw you, Joseph Conrad.
  • ·         Jane Eyre—Same conundrum as Emma. I’ve tried reading this… four times? And nothing.
  • ·         The Lovely Bones (This was not because the book was not well written; it’s because I am a giant baby and was scared. Out. Of. My. Mind.)
  • ·         My Sister’s Keeper
  • ·         Wicked



Books I Want to Read
  • ·         Atonement (Although my roommate made me watch the movie and I think it traumatized me a bit too much.)
  • ·         Beloved– It’s on my bookshelf, waiting. I’ve read Jazz, though…
  • ·         Catch-22HOW have I not read this yet??
  • ·         The Complete Poems of Anne Sexton
  • ·         The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime
  • ·         The Da Vinci Code
  • ·         Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
  • ·         Girl, Interrupted
  • ·         Moby Dick (Should I even attempt this?)
  • ·         Northanger Abbey
  • ·         One Hundred Years of Solitude—I might get really ambitious and try to read it in Spanish. Then I’ll give up and read the English version.
  • ·         The Outsiders
  • ·         The Picture of Dorian Gray



Books I’m Currently Reading
  • ·         The Bell Jar (Edit: I've finished it! Here's the review.)
  • ·         A Room of One’s Own (Alright, technically I haven’t started it, but I got it for Christmas…)
Alright, enough! Oy with the poodles already